Found this quote kinda late, but I still love it :)

“If Darl McBride was in charge, he’d probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution.”

– Linus Torvalds, December 5th 2003.

P.S. Darl McBride is the CEO of SCO :)